J.D. Salinger. Toilet. eBay.

Yeah, we’re still kind of too shell-shocked to craft coherent sentences about this because, well. Because J.D. Salinger’s toilet is being sold on eBay. The Buy It Now price is only $1,000,000! So, for only a million bucks, you, too, could plant your butt where the author The Catcher in the Rye once sat and released. HOW LOVELY.

We don’t even need to tell you what Holden Caulfield would have to say about all of this. One word. Starts with P. Rhymes with baloney.

This probably won’t even be the strangest literary story of the year. But we’re still reeling a bit.

J.D. Salinger. Toilet. eBay.

ETA: And just like that, it’s gone! Clearly it was our indignation that did the trick.

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